Christmas Name cards with Family Jokes

Santa's star bucks!

Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
A. Cookie sheets!

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Abuela

Q. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
A. There's Noe “L”

Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”

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Abuela

Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap.

Q: What is a snowmans favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies.

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of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-alph!

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Abuela

Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho, ho, ho.

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Abuela

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles!

Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.

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