Jeopardy Jokes

An anaesthetic

I had stayed here in the hospital

The teacher of the year

I’m here right behind you

Lists

Have left the iron on

Son, ‘My name is Paul’

Happened to the zebra

Wife: ‘Honey, I’m over here’

Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces

Every two hours

I am, but she’s the one who suffers

What condition?

I could drive a truck

Are you not politicians?

rock

It’s her husband.

Mine too.

The spoon before drinking

I’m coming to live with you.

Whole body was born in India

My name, address and phone number.

And smart!

Pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

It won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.