The art of rudeness

Июль 22, 2022

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2. next weeks topic slide main pic
4. Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the puzzle in 6 months?...
5. Because the box said 2-4 yrs.
7. A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she
8. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me.”…
9. She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee
10. …pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream…
11. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?”…
12. She says, "No, I'm really a blonde.”
13. "I thought so," he says...
14. "Your finger is broken."
17. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
18. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
19. The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…
20. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that
21. 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a
22. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’…
23. The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, …
24. 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
26. next weeks topic slide main pic
28. Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what you say before you say
29. Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what you say before you say
31. It may help to be conscious of the way your voice is sounding when you speak.
32. It may help to be conscious of the way your voice is sounding when you speak.
34. Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling you something, make a concerted
35. Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling you something, make a concerted
37. Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness. No one likes being talked
38. Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness. No one likes being talked
40. Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something about them or their life,
41. Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something about them or their life,
43. Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're saying is gold, so why
44. Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're saying is gold, so why
46. A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy for others and ignoring their
47. A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy for others and ignoring their
49. A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to do with the culture they
50. A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to do with the culture they
52. Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to do that?
53. Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to do that?
55. If you really want to leave an impression as a rude individual, it needs to be
56. If you really want to leave an impression as a rude individual, it needs to be
57. IDIOMS DON’T BE A COUCH POTATOE!
58. rude awakening
59. rude awakening глубокое разочарование
60. bad egg
61. bad egg паршивая овца, скверный человек
62. to a fault
63. to a fault чрезмерно
64. full of hot air
65. full of hot air полный бред, нести чушь
66. slap in the face
67. slap in the face удар по самолюбию, унижение
68. SLANG ‘N JARGON
69. cranky
70. cranky недовольный
71. peeved
72. peeved раздраженный
73. sassy
74. sassy бойкий, нахальный
75. snotty
76. snotty противный, раздражительный
77. stuck up
78. stuck up заносчивый, высокомерный
79. next weeks topic slide main pic
80. Pearl of Wisdom
81. “Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.” —Eric Hoffer
82. Ten ways to love.
83. 1. Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18) 2. Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) 3. Give without sparing.
84. 6. Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15) 7. Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians 2:14) 8. Trust without wavering.
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next weeks topic slide
main pic

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the puzzle in

6 months?...

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Because the box said 2-4 yrs.

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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that

her body hurts wherever she touches it…

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"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me.”…

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She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in

agony. She pushes her knee and screams…

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…pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere

she touches makes her scream…

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The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?”…

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She says, "No, I'm really a blonde.”

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"I thought so," he says...

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"Your finger is broken."

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by

mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels…

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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’…

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The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…

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In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him

says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

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1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler…

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Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell

that blonde joke?’…

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The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and

mutters, …

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'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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next weeks topic slide
main pic

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Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what

you say before you say it. Thinking about everything you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you.

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Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what

you say before you say it. Thinking about everything you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you.
speak говорить
affect воздействовать, влиять
valuable дорогостоящий, ценный

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It may help to be conscious of the way your voice

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It may help to be conscious of the way your voice

is sounding when you speak. While it may be distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed and volume of your voice can go a long way towards improving your rudeness.
volume громкость
distracting отвлекающий
rudeness грубость, невежественность

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Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling

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Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling

you something, make a concerted effort to clean your teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more important business.
joke шутка
interrupt перебивать
concerted скоординированный, согласованный

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Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness.

No one likes being talked about behind their back. Find people that don’t like to gossip and hit them up with some gossip over lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring your wallet to lunch!

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Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness.

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Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something

about them or their life, be sure to never acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention!

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Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something

about them or their life, be sure to never acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention!
steer направлять
acknowledge признавать
relinquish уступать, сдавать

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Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're

saying is gold, so why bother hearing the other person's side of things? Make them feel constricted by not letting them get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll need to have a fine command of talking over people.

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Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're

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A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy

for others and ignoring their feelings. Gauge how people are feeling through body-language. Make a habit of making snide comments about it to embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery.

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A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy

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A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to

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A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to

do with the culture they were raised in. If you're going to be travelling or regularly deal with people who were raised in other cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those things!
culture культура
regularly постоянно
appropriate правильный, должный

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Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful.

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Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful.

Who wants to do that? If you're acting cheery at a funeral wake, it will evoke the same negative reactions as if you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask, “How are people behaving here?” and strive to do the opposite.
cheery радостный
politeness вежливость
evoke пробуждать, вызывать

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If you really want to leave an impression as a rude

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If you really want to leave an impression as a rude

individual, it needs to be a constant state of mind. Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or thank you!
case случай
consistent постоянный, непротиворечивый
fickle ненадежный, непостоянный

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