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A mince spy!

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What hides in a bakery at Christmas?

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Iceberg-ers!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

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He was picking his nose!

Why was the snowman looking through the

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Santa Jaws

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

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Mistle-toad!

What is green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbit ribbit?

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Because they always drop their needles!

Why are Christmas trees so bad

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Chill out!

What do snowmen do at the weekend?

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Cross Mouse Cards!

What do angry mice send at Christmas?

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Snowflakes!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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The elf-abet!

What do elves learn at school?

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RUDE-olph!

Which reindeer has bad manners?

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A long jumper!

What athlete is the warmest in winter?

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A puddle!

What do you call a snowman in summer?

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An icicle!

What does a snowman travel around on?

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Santa Paws!

Who delivers presents to cats at Christmas?

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Jungle Bells!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

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All the wrapping!

What do mummies love about Christmas?

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Snow!

What falls but never hurts itself?

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Ice caps!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

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Tinsilitis!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

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Jingle smells!

What do you get if you cross a bell

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Frostbite!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a

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A Christmas quacker!

What do you get if you cross Santa with

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He had ‘nobody’ to go with!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to

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A chew chew train!

What do you call a train full of